Sept. 17, 2005
Asking for a table at Elgin Street Diner:Drunk Girl: Dude, we’re eleven.
Drunk Boy: That is a disgusting number.
Drunk Guy #1 at table (listening to conversation): That’s one of those things that’s not going to be funny tomorrow.
Drunk Guy #2 at table: Yeah, but it’ll be alright on-line.
-Elgin Street Diner
Preppy Guy: That’s the first sign of fatness – a double chin.
-Byward Market
posted by A. @ Wednesday, September 21, 2005
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