Saturday, January 21, 2006

Musings of the Merry & Muddled

Yuppie dude: When me and Nick, before we were even 10, we used to sleep on the street.
Drunk chick: When you were just babies!... Hey, you live by Eric.
Yuppie dude: Do you even know where we are? The Museum of Nature is right there, baby. We're not even close to your house.
Drunk chick: (shrugs, guzzles from jug)

-Metcalfe St.
Submitted by C.

posted by A. @ Saturday, January 21, 2006

It was a scorcher

Guy: Hey, I saw you at the fire alarm last night.
Girl: Yeah, Joe hates getting up when he doesn't have to. He's such an asshole.

-Health clinic waiting room
Submitted by C.

posted by A. @ Saturday, January 21, 2006

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Fuckeddaboutit

Young woman: Hey, guess what, there was kind of a development in my love life.
Old boss man: Did you have sex?
Young woman: Umm...no...and now my story seems dumb.

-Office
Submitted by C.

posted by A. @ Tuesday, January 10, 2006