Quoted in Ottawa

Beaver existentialism

Drunk girl #1 staring at beaver t-shirt: It's a beaver. Beaver!
Drunk girl #2: What's it doing?
T-shirt dude: Shaving!
Drunk girl #1: Is a beaver still a beaver if it's shaved?
Drunk girl #2: According to th shirt.

-Downtown bar

posted by A. @ Thursday, March 30, 2006