Saturday, February 11, 2006

He's talking about anti-freeze

Homeless dude: You know, you gotta power drink. It's great 'cause it gets your blood flowing, and keeps you all warm.

-Elgin St.

posted by A. @ Saturday, February 11, 2006

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

They live on the dark side

Kid #1: They have an Australian accent -- not to be racist.
Kid #2: How is that racist?
Kid #1: Well, they're bad guys.

-Bus #4

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Not to confirm any stereotypes or anything

TV girl: Over there, that's Parliament Hill, and that's the National Archives.
Famous has-been singer: Whoa, so this is, like, our Washington?
TV girl: ... Yeah.

-Car

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006

But they all smoke the same pot

Dopey #1: The Rolling Stones are artists, but the football players are just entertainers.
Dopey #2: The canvas is your listening ear.

-Apartment

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006

In like a lion, out like a mouse

Chick: Um, excuse me! CAN I GET OFF!?! ... back door please.

-#3 bus

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Take a magic carpet ride

Dopey #1: How are the rides?
Dopey #2: They're all about transfering you to a magical place.
Dopey #1: Disney World?
Dopey #2: No, Disneyland.

-Apartment

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Mick Jagger really illuminates the show

Superbowl halftime fan: It's like a million little people are taking pictures off his shirt. It's like he's projecting when he's taking in.

-House

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Munchies gone dopey

Pothead #1: Awww, ketchup chips. But only if they're Old Dutch.
Pothead #2: Yeah, they're the best.
Pothead #1: Yeah.
Pothead #2: They're way ripplier. I mean, if you get the ripply kind.

-Apartment

posted by A. @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006