Friday, June 09, 2006

Maybe it's the hair

Dyed-orange haired 40-year-old lady: After spending most of my life overweight, I just ... well, I know I look like shit at 130 pound, but when I USED to be, like 200, well...

-Sparks Street

posted by A. @ Friday, June 09, 2006

Maybe you should look in the forest

Guy: It's getting really hard to find wood these days.

-street

posted by A. @ Friday, June 09, 2006

Easter = sweet chocolate redemption

Pothead: It's even better than Halloween.
Pothead #2: It's guilt-free.
Pothead: (stuffs face) It's pious of us!

-house

posted by A. @ Friday, June 09, 2006