Friday, September 30, 2005

Sept. 30, 2005

Student girl #1: Ya know, guys are all like........ (gestures with crossed index fingers) hisss hisss hisss marriage.
Student girl #2: Yeah.

-Rideau Centre OC Transpo kiosk
Submitted by J.


Guy: I don't like these stairs.

Girl: Why not? They're good for you.
Guy: Yeah, I know. I just don't like where they lead.

-Stairs of office building


Girl: Yeah, I came back here and I was all like where are my stairs that I usually fall down?

-Unicentre, Carleton University