A feat for the Guinness Book of World Records
Chick: Call the boss at home. Do you have her number?Dude: Yeah, I’ve got her on speed dial. I could dial it with a hard-on.
-Office
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posted by A. @ Sunday, October 23, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Dude: Yeah, I’ve got her on speed dial. I could dial it with a hard-on.
-Office
Submitted by T.
eavesdropping on conversations across the city of ottawa
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