Sunday, October 23, 2005

Why do five-star resorts attract high-class idiots?

Ignorant Man 1: I mean, all those five-star resorts in Cancun and thereabouts? They don’t even know how to cook pork properly.
Ignorant Man 2: There’s that misconception about having to overcook pork, so that’s all they know how to do…
Ignorant Man 3: Fuck, I won’t ever go there again on vacation again 'til those people learn how to cook.

-Black Cat Cafe
Submitted by K.