Oct. 11, 2005
Dude #1: Michael Jackson's a freak.Dude #2: When you call someone a freak, that really means something.
-office
Pottymouth chick on cell: That was a great fucking parking job. What were you fucking thinking?
Dweeb #1: What classy language.
Dweeb #2: Yes, just lovely.
-Metcalfe
Old fogey to wife: Why on earth would I want to see this thing about Egypt and walking on the moon?
-Canal Boat Tour
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