Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Oct. 11, 2005

Dude #1: Michael Jackson's a freak.
Dude #2: When you call someone a freak, that really means something.

-office


Pottymouth chick on cell: That was a great fucking parking job. What were you fucking thinking?
Dweeb #1: What classy language.
Dweeb #2: Yes, just lovely.

-Metcalfe


Old fogey to wife: Why on earth would I want to see this thing about Egypt and walking on the moon?

-Canal Boat Tour