Quoted in Ottawa

What is this "other" that you speak of?

Dude to drunk friend sleeping on stairs: What are you doing here? Why aren't you in the apartment?
Drunk: You didn't give me the key to the apartment, just to the building.
Dude: Did you check your pocket?
Drunk: Yeah.
Dude: Did you check your other pocket?
Drunk: I never thought of that.

-Hallway Stairs in Apartment Building
Submitted by O.

posted by A. @ Monday, November 14, 2005