Quoted in Ottawa

Savage Like Wild Rice

Boss: Listen, call the journalist back, and tell them we're on it. Tell them we're on it like white on rice.
Subordinate: Ok, but I'm going to use a different euphemism.
Boss: Why? Rice IS white! Unless you are talking about basmati, or some other types of wild rice...Listen! I don't have time to discuss types of rice with you! Just call them back!

-Office
Submitted by C.

posted by A. @ Wednesday, November 16, 2005